Thursday, June 17, 2010

Toy Story

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Everyone's favourite animation studio is back, and this time with another addition to Toy Story. I was excited when I heard the news, after all, Pixar can do no wrong (Cars being the exception). When I saw the trailer however I felt rather indifferent and lukewarm towards the film. Now that the first reviews are in however, my enthusiasm is back. The response from critics range from good to fantastic. Pixar has an impressive list of films behind them, and while other studios have tried their best with How to Train Your Dragon, Shrek and Kung Fu Panda, they've not quite reached the brilliance of WallE, Ratatouille and Monsters Inc.

Toy Story 3 opens next week.

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Monday, June 14, 2010

Cheapskates

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I recently watched Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus on dvd. Before the movie started there was an introduction by Gilliam regarding the Heath Ledger's death. Gilliam has been notoriously unlucky when making his film. In the introduction he said how saddened they all were by Heath Ledger's untimely passing etc. Gilliam's final words had nothing to do with Heath though. He said he hopes the viewer enjoys the movie which he's spent money on...unless the viewer rented it, in which case Gilliam says, the viewer didn't pay for and is a cheapskate.

Right. If only he'd rephrased it and put it a bit more eloquently then he might not have come across as a bit stupid.

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

What is a woman without another pair of shoes?

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A new Sex and the City movie is upon us. This time, Carrie and her friends are empowering women in the middle east apparently. When Sex and the City hit the small screen 12 years ago (yes, that makes Kim Cattrall 53 years old now), it soon caught the attention of both young and old, but mostly rich and white females all around the world. In short, it told women it was time equality was not just about the work place or sharing chores around the house, but that it should be applied to sex as well. And after centuries of sleeping around and treating women badly it was not like men had much they could say.

The problem that has arisen a decade later with the movies is that they are women women who are incredibly wealthy, has beautiful children and a live-in nanny, but who whine because they sometimes have to bake or throw away expensive clothing. Unfortunately for the cast, people often think they are who they are portraying, and to be honest, they have done a pretty good job of fooling people. But in real life, Sarah Jessica Parker and her gang are just normal women who need money to buy the latest fashion. They are getting old and possibly desperate to cling on to their beauty. Here I'm gonna give fans of the show some credit. They have idolized Sarah Jessica Parker for her character and inner beauty (so much so that they think she is good looking).

Fans of the TV show can mostly relax, knowing that it was indeed a show that was praised for doing quite a bit for women's rights and life options. Fans of the movies however need to take a good long look in the mirror, preferably not while wearing make up or a $300 dress.

But one stab to the TV show: when it came to sex, women didn't achieve equality the way they think they did. You didn't pull yourselves up to reach our level, you stooped down. You are no longer the fairer sex.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Death to Dvd's?

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The Internet has been predicted to be the death of many things, including dvd's. Music cd sales have decreased over the last few years and legal and illegal downloading have taken most of the blame. Illegal downloading has taken its toll on the film industry as well and after proving to be a gold mine for many years, dvd sales have been dropping significantly.

Blu-Ray was thought to revive some of the interest but hasn't made a big impact so far. Reports from the industry say that most people still don't have a clue as to what Blu-Ray is, and a lot of the people that have an idea about it are confused as to what exactly is the difference between Blu-Ray and dvd's.

The film and music industries have handled the coming of the internet rather miserably, or as one illegal downloader called it...Epic Fail.

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Sydney Film Festival

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I've been on a slight hiatus from watching movies recently. It usually happens for about a month or 3 weeks each year. Now I'm gearing up for the Sydney Film Festival however and if I could afford it I'd be watching 20 or so films this year. I'll probably be volunteering for the festival this year meaning I might not have time to spend money I don't have on tickets, so that'll probably work out well.

I'm currently trying to figure out what this year's silent film (with live music) is. Can't really find any information but it seems it might be Guy Maddin's 'Dracula, pages from a virgin's diary' screening at the Opera House, which would be slightly disappointing seeing how it isn't meant to be all that good.

All in all the program looks good and there's plenty to be excited about. A Somewhat Gentle Man and Exit Through the Gift Shop would be good bets, and I have high hopes for Cane Toads: The Conquest. Go buy tickets!

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Piracy

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Movie piracy has probably been the most discussed subject in the film industry for awhile now. People who make their living in the film industry have problems with people taking their product without paying for it. And if people really thought about this I think most people would agree there is something wrong about taking something without paying for it. So far people haven't thought that downloading something illegally could cause someone to lose their job for instance. Anti-piracy campaigns have started pushing this idea now and they are trying to make people realize it is not a victimless crime.

I had a discussion with someone recently who thought no one should need to pay for entertainment. It was a comment that left me speechless. There was nothing in this person's mind that made the rather simple connection that if no one pays for movies/games/music etc. there will be little or none of it to entertain us.

But there are several sides to this issue. iiNet was recently taken to court by some film companies that argued that iiNet was responsible for what people were downloading and that they had to do something to stop them. The court ruled in favor of iiNet saying that it was not the business of the internet providers to police the web, and I couldn't agree more.

I think the way the film companies have gone about their anti-piracy campaign have been nothing short of terrible. They've come across as desperate and money grabbing and have lost support of a lot of film fans around the world.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Vinnie Pukh

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Winnie the Pooh in Russian. It's very very good. No really.
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Friday, April 2, 2010

Buster Keaton vs. Charlie Chaplin

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This could be a very short post. I mean, why would you choose when you can have both? It's been more than 90 years since they started making films and they are both considered among the best filmmakers that ever lived. A lot of people probably wouldn't give silent films a second thought these days, which I guess isn't that surprising. It's not something we grew up with or have been exposed to much, but I think if people gave them a shot many would be pleasantly surprised. A short film might be a good starting point so here's a link to Buster Keaton's The Scarecrow. Charlie Chaplin's early short films have been largely disappointing so I'd have to recommend one of his feature length films such as City Lights, it has a very sweet ending and the boxing scene is one of the best things I've seen.

You can get a collection of Buster Keaton short films very cheaply on Amazon or you could go for the full package which includes most of his films (that will set you back $180). Charlie Chaplin shorts are also available for cheap but I don't recommend them. On amazon it seems his feature film collections are out of print at the moment.

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Korean New Wave

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There are always people who say that films aren't what they used to be or that "they don't make them like they used to". I tend to think they just aren't looking closely enough. Every year I find great new films to watch, the difference from watching classic films is that I have to wade through a bunch of mediocre and bad films to find the good ones. The last few years, or the last decade even, one of the safest places to look for new great films were Korea. They produced a great number of excellent films. Some suited an art-house audience, such as Kim Ki-duk's films (Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter...and Spring), Park Chan-wook's films (Oldboy) grabbed the attention of young white males in the west and Bong Joon-ho's The Host and Kwak Jae-yong's My Sassy Girl had a wider appeal. They all received good reviews and put Korea on the film map.

From what I can tell they all differed significantly from the Korean TV Dramas which I have yet to check out and which I know very little about.

Other Korean favourites:

Mother
3-Iron
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

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Monday, March 15, 2010

The Death of 3D?

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You have probably watched a movie in 3D in the last few years, Avatar maybe? Coraline? Or the recent Alice in Wonderland? I've seen those and a few more in this remarkable new technology that's about to dominate the screens. Well it's not exactly new of course, it has actually been around in one form or another since the beginning of cinema but it has failed to catch on for an extended period of time. 3D TV's are just around the corner and should hit stores pretty soon so it seems that this time it's here to stay, and everyone agrees it's the best thing since Smell-O-Vision. After all, the 3D glasses are very comfortable and only gives headaches to a minor percentage of the audience. That seems worth it when we can have those spears or what have you LITERALLY sticking out of the screen.

Ok so I'm not a fan. For me those stereotypical 3D moments they put in every film only serves to make me aware of the 3D as opposed to helping me being immersed in the film. Then there's the extra cost and the %30 colour loss. I'll be thinking twice before watching a 3D movie again. As it stands, 3D is dead to me.

Make your own pair of 2D glasses courtesy of Mark Kermode.

I'll be writing a non-negative blog post any day now I promise.

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Friday, March 12, 2010

Freezer

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I love going to the cinema. I loved going to uni. The two places share something quite significant in that they are both ridiculously cold. When I say ridiculous I mean really outrageously cold, like air con turned up to 11 kind of cold. Why oh why? I swear this question keeps me up at night more often than the meaning of life. If you want people to stop downloading illegal movies you just freaking turn up the heat.

Oh and that reminds me, I saw Bad Taste today and there was an anti-piracy ad made in the UK that kind of made me laugh. At first I though it was a joke but it seems serious enough: Piracy Funds Terrorism. And a spoof of the familiar anti-piracy ad we often see in Australia can be found here.

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Monday, March 8, 2010

Last night

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The official Avatar forums exploded last night with surprised Avatar fans who could not believe The Hurt Locker for both Best Picture and Best Director. Said forums turned out to be a lot more entertaining than the Oscar show itself, in fact, I thought I had found a goldmine of humour until it dawned on me that these were actual people writing on this forum. Actual people with no perspective at all. From then on it got a little scary and depressing. Anyway, I bring you the best posts from Avatar's official forum after last night's loss:

"Avatar lost both best director and best picture, but fear not. In a years time, who will be obsessing about The Hurt Locker? No one. What movie won best picture the year Star Wars came out? Annie Hall. Know what that is? I don't."

"I'm going to do the only thing that makes sense to me. Go look through the Neytiri pictures thread while listening to the soundtrack..."

"I'm going to kill myself. Oooh my dear Lord....nooooooooo."

"Noooo please don't... Oscars don't amount to anything in our hearts... in our hearts Avatar is the best movie ever made, this won't change a thing for us!"

"I was hoping Avatar would win more than that, still happy though that they won some awards. How could it not win Best picture and best film editing? Especially editing look at how much stuff they had to edit during the production of the film."

"Avatar belongs in the "Most Significant Movie in History" category. I cannot see any movie ever compete with Avatar in terms of its effect on the entire human population."

"About the Hurt Locker: "I don't get it, it gets SOUND and MUSIC awards? There isn't even a single music snippet in the entire movie, except for one scene when they're listening to a CD... and there's like 2-3 explosions, other than that - no sound at all....”

"I AM NOT ADVOCATING TERRORISM BUT I THINK WE NEED TO GO TO DVD STORES AND STUFF AND DESTROY AND DISPOSE OF EVERY COPY OF THE HURT LOCKER SO THAT IT CANT MAKE ANY MORE MONEY!!!!!"

"the hurt locker", i think, was very good technically speaking (filming, editing, etc.) but i think as well the story was plain boring after 30 minutes. if you had 30 minutes instead of 2h+, it would have been much better + it's a documentary, huh!, not a movie!"

"AVATAR is so vastly different and beyond extraordinary that it really can't be compared to other movies in so many ways .. and that is probably the problem .. the industry was trying to 'Criteria' it by their standards, where Avatar needs to be criteried by a completely different chart."

"This is the greatest movie ever made, with the greatest movie director and writer, and the greatest community gathering on the greatest forum... does the Hurt Locker have that? Nope don't think so. Did The Hurt Locker make people feel feelings like Avatar did? Nope. Avatar is the greatest movie ever, and the Oscars will not sway my view of the movie, in fact I must see it again!!!"

"well the initial disappointment of Avatar losing is subsiding. People are right. Star Wars didn't even win and lost to some movie called Annie Hall. THL didn't even show in any theatres near me, so I couldn't see it if I wanted."

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

World of Glory

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Here's a link to Roy Andersson's short film World of Glory. He made the feature film You, The Living a few years back and Songs from the Second Floor before that. Unfortunately he's not very prolific. His films are offbeat and sometimes funny, though not in the uplifting kind of way. World of Glory goes for about 15 minutes and features a terrifying opening scene. Have a look and you'll soon figure out whether he's your cup of tea or not.

There's an interesting interview with Andersson here, from Little White Lies. He talks about not being able to make feature films and what he thinks about his work as a commercials director. Unfortunately he also has some bad things to say about fellow Swede Ingmar Bergman which might come as a surprise to some.

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Academy Awards

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Once every year the key people of the film industry gather together for the most important award show on the planet. They celebrate themselves and their art while film nerds around the whole world is watching to see what films to keep an eye out for. Alas, it isn't time for Cannes just yet. In just 5 days another award show is kicking off, The Academy Awards. This is the part of the blog where I'll soon stop pretending I don't care about the Oscars, but first let me say I keep asking myself why do we care? Politics consistently overshadow the main categories and unless you're a filmmaker who makes documentary shorts, it's really hard to care about that particular category or the other minor ones when we have no chance of watching the films nominated. If only they would care enough to somehow distribute these films to the public. A nice little DVD would work, or easier yet, just distribute them online and throw a few cents to the filmmakers for every person who watches the films. Easy.

This year I care particularly about the Oscars because I am curious whether Avatar can buy its way to fame and glory. Well alright, I'll concede it already has the fame. I'm rooting for the only film nominated for best picture I haven't seen yet, and that's The Hurt Locker (I'll be watching it on the weekend). Now I'd root for other films if I thought any of them had a chance. Up for instance is sadly just window dressing. 10 nominees doesn't exactly make it doubly exciting. No, it's strictly a two horse race in that category with The Hurt Locker being a slight favorite at this stage. The reason why I'm a bit worried that Avatar might take it is because the Academy often pick the films that wont be remembered in a few decades time. Shakespeare in Love won Best Picture Oscar a decade or so ago, it's actually a perfectly decent film, but it's hard to find on Best of the Decade lists and such. Go further back and the mistakes they've made become more apparent. Many people will tell you Raging Bull was robbed for instance, Hithcock's Psycho was never even nominated and films like Cimarron and Cavalcade (hands up who has seen any of them) won Best Picture awards for their respective years.

So I'll say it. Take away the money from Avatar (i.e. the special effects) and it has no merits. None. At least they got it right when not giving it nominations in the writing or acting categories. That's why I'll be hoping James Cameron's ex-wife will sweep the awards this year. No woman has ever won the Best Director award at the Oscars. True story. Bigelow started directing about two decades ago so maybe they feel ready to give it to a woman now. Heck, maybe in a few decades Ang Lee should try again for Best Picture with Brokeback Mountain 2, their attitudes towards gay people might have changed even.

PS: If there are any big surprises at the Oscars this year please let it be Carey Mulligan for Best Actress.

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